"SANTA CLAUSE IS REAL"

Hi folks, this is Two Texas PawPaw. Santa Clause is real!!! You believe that? I never could understand why big kids tell little kids there is no Santa Clause. Talk about letting the air out of their bubble, that will do it. Just leave them alone and they will find out soon enough. Some people are older than others when they find out, some never find out at all. Take me for instance, I'm 70 and I KNOW there is a Santa Clause. Another thing I don't understand is why do all the Christmas stories that kids read or get read to them, say Santa comes down the Chimney? That's rediculous, some kids don't have a Chimney. And some think when Christmas arrives, they won't get anything because they don't have a Chimney for Santa to come down. Then when they wake up on Christmas morning and find what Santa brought, they think all the stories they heard were not true. Why not come in the front door or the back door or the window. Why not just leave it sitting on the front porch. So many things spoil Christmas for a lot of kids. And for kids, Christmas needs to be perfect. Take the birth of a child. Nowadays it has to be done in a hospital. Jesus was born in a stable, in a manger, with lots of animals looking on. That was perfect, the most perfect birth in history. Let's get back to the basics of Jesus's time and just let things happen naturally when it's time for them to happen. And don't make up stories that are not true. Oh, and how do I know Santa Clause is real? Heck, I just got off the phone with him not 5 minutes ago. He's real alright, and if you don't believe me, just dial 777 NORTH POLE and ask to speak to Santa. If you're not prepared for a shock, don't do it. You might not recover. In case he's not there, one of the Elves will talk to you and only because Santa is out in his workshop building toys. I gotta go now, company is coming. Happy Holidays and don't forget, be nice, you might get rewarded for it. Two Texas PawPaw, signing off.