ELECTRICIANS

MAMMAS DONT LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP ELECTRICIANS---MAKE SURE WHEN THEY LEAVE HOME THEY GO OUT ON A GOOD MISSION---MAKE THEM READ BOOKS AND STUDY ALL KINDS OF LAW---THEY'LL GROW UP TO BE THE BEST KIDS YOU EVER SAW---ELECTRICIANS AREN'T COUNTRY BUT OFTEN WIND UP IN BARS---THEY GET DRUNK AND PICK FIGHTS AND USUALLY WIND UP SEEING STARS---RESULTING IN HANGOVERS AND REGULARLY CALLING IN SICK---EXCEPT EVERY OTHER MONDAY AND THATS WHEN THEY GET THEIR PAYCHECK---THEY SELDOM EVER GET TO WORK ON TIME---AND GO OUT TO LAY WIRE, THEY CAN HARDLY LAY A STRAIGHT LINE---THEIR FUTURES ARE FUZZY, THEY USUALLY WIND UP A BUM---BUT DURING THE WEEK THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR FRIDAY TO COME---SO MAMMAS DONT LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP ELECTRICIANS---AND IF THEY GO OUT AND COMPLETE THAT WORTHY MISSION---AND READ THOSE BOOKS AND KNOW ALL ABOUT THE LAW---THEY'LL GROW UP SMART-AND THEY'LL GROW UP SHARP-AND COOL LIKE TWO TEXAS PAWPAW:-----This is TWO TEXAS PAWPAW, signing off.