"KATHY & DR PEPPER"

MY DAUGHTER KATHY, I'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP HER---BUT THAT GIRL'S HOOKED ON DR PEPPER---YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS SHE HAS LOST---AND ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT DRINK HAS COST---ADVENTURES IN LIFE SHE DIDN'T PUT FIRST---BECAUSE OF THAT DR PEPPER THIRST---SHE DRINKS IT AT TEN AND TWO AND FOUR---AND LATE AT NIGHT SHE DRINKS SOME MORE---IN THE MORNING IF THERE'S NONE IN THE ICE BOX---IT WORSE THAN BEING HIT BY A BOX OF ROCKS---GEORGE STRAIT CALLED THE OTHER DAY---INVITED HER FOR A WEEKEND GET-A-WAY---SHE SAID "SORRY GEORGE, I'M HEADED TO THE STORE"---I'M OUT OF DR PEPPER AND I'M GOING AFTER MORE---SHE GUZZLES IT DOWN AND REACHES FOR ANOTHER---AND SHE WILL TELL YOU RIGHT QUICK, THERE IS NO OTHER---THOMAS WAS HEADED TO A SHREVEPORT CASINO---HE ASK KATHY IF SHE WANTED TO GO---TO GAMBLE THE SLOTS AND A LITTLE BLACKJACK---BUT NOT BEFORE SHE PICKED UP A DR PEPPER SIX PACK---SHE WILL PROBABLY TELL ST PETER AT THE GOLDEN GATE---SHE SURE DOES HATE TO MAKE HIM WAIT---BUT BEFORE SHE CAN ENTER INTO PARADISE---SHE NEEDS ONE MORE DR PEPPER-NO ICE---I HEARD THE OTHER DAY ON A T.V. SHOW---COKE AND PEPSI WAS THE WAY TO GO---SHE WOULD FLUSH BOTH RIGHT DOWN THE CRAPPER---'CAUSE NOTHING TASTE LIKE HER DR PEPPER---SO WHEN YOU SEE HER, IF SHE LOOKS DEPRESSED---HELP HER RELAX AND GET SOME REST---SLAP A DR PEPPER IN HER LEFT HAND---AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL AGAIN---BUT WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO, I'D LET HER---WHO DOES SHE LOVE MOST, DADDY? OR DR PEPPER.