"SHOPPING FOR CHRISTMAS"

Hi folks, this is Two Texas PawPaw. This morning, we are going to pretend. That should be fun. Let's pretend that I have more money than I know what to do with and I'm going Christmas Shopping for my blog family and others connected with my blog family. I hope you agree with the gift I am buying for you. My wife usually does all the Christmas Shopping for us, what little we are able to do, so pretending that I get to do it this year should be a blast. It goes like this:-----I GOT MY CHRISTMAS LIST AND I DON'T NEED TO CHECK IT TWICE---I'M BUYING YOU ALL A GIFT THIS YEAR, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE---I'LL START WITH PRETTY KENDRA, SOMETHING THAT FITS HER TO A "T"---$50,000.00 STUFFED IN THE BACK OF A BRAND NEW S.U.V---AND THEN THERE'S DARLING KAYLEIGH, WHO IS SUCH A DORA FAN---A TWO WEEK VISIT FROM DORA AND A TRIP TO DORA LAND---AND THEN THERE'S BIG BOY JERRY, I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS---A DEER HEAD TROPHY FOR HIS LIVING ROOM, ONE WITH 58 POINTS---AND NEXT COMES MY ANGIE, ALWAYS ON THE GO---FOR HER I'LL SET HER UP IN A PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO---AND HOW 'BOUT LITTLE JOSHIE, HE DOESN'T LIKE THE DARK---SO LET'S PUT HIM OUTSIDE AND BUY HIM AN AMUSEMENT PARK---FOR GREGORY, SOMETHING SPECIAL, I'LL OVERFLOW HIS CUP---A BUSINESS IN COMPUTERS, I'LL GLADLY SET HIM UP---THOMAS, MY FRIEND THOMAS, A MAN OF MANY MEANS---A BUILDING TEN TIMES BIGGER, TO HOLD ALL HIS MACHINES---AND THEN THERE'S KATHY, MY PRIDE AND JOY, WHOM I LOVE SO VERY MUCH---ANY GIFT OF HER CHOICE OR A HUNDRED THOUSAND BUCKS---AND FOR MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER, KAY-RAY IS HER NAME---THE PERFECT MAN OF HER CHOICE, WHO WILL NEVER BRING HER SHAME, ONLY FAME---A GIFT FOR LITTLE SHONDA, MOTHER OF A PRECIOUS BOY AND GIRL---SHE WILL OWN THE BIGGEST DAY CARE CENTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD---AND BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SYDNEY, WITH ALL HER DO'S AND DON'TS---THE ONLY THING I'M BUYING HER IS ANYTHING SHE WANTS---AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, THAT LEAVES MY WIFE JO---AND WHAT I'M GETTING FOR HER, I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW---BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT AND THIS CONCLUSION CAME TO ME---WHY SHOULD I GET HER ANYTHING, SHE GOT THE BEST WHEN SHE GOT ME---SO MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO---I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE MAKE BELIEVE GIFTS THAT I BOUGHT FOR ALL OF YOU:-----Enjoy!!! This is Two Texas PawPaw, signing off, and, the good Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I'll be back tomorrow.