Hi folks, this is 2 Texas PawPaw and the reason for this blog is I like to tell stories and try to write a little poetry now and then. Most of my writings is about my family because I have the greatest family in the world, I realize if you dont know my family, it might be a little boring to you but maybe my family will get a kick out of some of it anyway, Hope you like it and if you dont, well, thats ok too, you're still my friend.
I'm just having a hard time coming up with anything to write about. Most of mine is about family and it's kinda topsy turvy right now and you have to be careful what you say. I guess you and Kay Ray and I can have a blast anyway. Who knows, one of us might even tell a funny joke. I'll be back.
posted by 2 Texas Paw Paw @ 12:00 PM
Married 56 years to the greatest woman in the world, My Jo.
4 Comments:
You can write about anything you want. Your good at it. okay here's a joke:
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself,
"I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of
your willy?
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me
the name of your willy.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That
guy
down
at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really
Satisfies,' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him
a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his l! eft who is sipping on a
beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
"'Quality
is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "
And
gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up
with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a! beer, but with a puzzled
look
asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A
WOMAN!!!!!!!"
my day is complete!!!I call mine RENT CHECK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MESS WITH IT BUT ONCE A MONTH!!
That's funny! "Rent Check" LOL
LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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