"COPENHAGEN"

Hi folks, this is Two Texas PawPaw and this morning I want to share with you the words to a beautiful love song that rates right up there at the top with Dolly's "IMAGINE". Whitney Houston's "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" or Brad Pasley's "WHEN I GET TO WHERE I'M GOING". I wrote this for my friend Jerry and it goes like this:-----I GOT UP THIS MORNING AND THINGS WERE DRAGGIN', I REACHED FOR MY CAN OF COPENHAGEN, SLAPPED A PINCH UNDER MY LIP AND IT WAS GOOOOOD-----I CAN SPIT ALL THE WAY TO THE BIG DIPPER, GUYS DOWN AT THE BAR CALL ME 'THE LIPPER', IF I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRINK IT, I THINK I WOULD-----A FRIEND OF MINE, HER NAME IS TESS, THAT WOMAN IS A HELL OF A MESS, WHY SHE KNOWS KARATE AND ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF KUNG-FU-----SHE DRINKS BEER FROM A COWBOY BOOT, CARRY'S A .45 AND KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE DIPS COPENHAGEN TOO!-----(chorus)-COPE-COPE-COPE-COPENHAGEN, IS SOMETHING I HOPE THEY DON'T STOP MAKIN-IF YOUR EVER NERVOUS AND START SHAKING-FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH A WAD OF COPENHAGEN-----THE PREACHER CAME OVER TO VISIT ONE DAY, HE WAS TALKING TO PAW AND I HEARD HIM SAY, WHAT'S THAT DRIPPING OFF THE CORNER OF THAT BOYS LIP-----PAW LOOKED AT ME AND SHOOK HIS HEAD, I LOOKED STRAIGHT AT THE PREACHER AND SAID, IT'S COPENHAGEN PREACHER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE DIP-----ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE WHO LIKES TO RAMBLE, HIS NAME IS JERRY GAMBLE, HE'S PUTTIN' ALL HIS MONEY IN A 5 GALLON JAR AND SAVIN'-----AND ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN HE GETS ENOUGH MONEY, HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING I THINK IS FUNNY, HE'S GONNA BUY UP ALL THAT MOUTH-WATERING COPENHAGEN-----(chorus)-----SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FOLKS WHO SMOKES ALL DAY, AND YOU'RE SLOWLY COLLAPSING YOU'RE LUNGS AWAY, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF ALL THAT SMOKE YOU'RE SPREADIN'-----I THINK IT'S TIME THAT YOU FOUND OUT, THERE'S NEVER EVER ANY DOUBT, THAT THE SWEETEST SMELLING TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH IS COPENHAGEN-----(chorus):-----That's it and I bet the tears are flowing by now. This is Two Texas PawPaw, signing off, and, the good Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I'll be back tomorrow.